@CurseOfBobbyLane: I also would be a better QB than Todd Collins.

Pictured: Phil Jackson at his audition for the television series Father Murphy.

Devin will discuss how he had a child after he missed a signal from his wife to cut his route short and instead kept going deep.

@Chamomiles Davis: They would just tell the cops they'd been there all the time.

@TheGodMachine: THEY NEVER SHOULD HAVE GIVEN MIKE VICK GUARANTEED MONEY!

You know it's a terrible retail climate when Cabela's has to get into the porn business.

I had to do the fertility test myself, and it was a very weird experience. They handed me my jizz cup and stuck me in a room that was like a little lab bathroom, only it had a black fake leather easy chair in it, a cheap TV/VCR combo on a stand with some porn vids, and a few well worn skin mags ranging from Playboy to…

@Always Winning: I second the foam buds. I had a pair of Shure headphones that had foam buds and they not only fit well, they blocked out a lot of gym noise. Plus the replacement buds are fairly cheap, so you can just swap them out when a pair get too funked up.

I always loved the cover of that Whitesnake album. "Look, mate, we're so heavy, even our logo cracks concrete!"

@MafiosoDong: +1 stanza

As proof of Favre immolating the Vikings season, Fran showed pictures of the burned remains of the Vikings playoff hopes, with only a Croc-wearing foot sticking out of the ashes.

Jim will definitely not be getting the Cadillac or the steak knives.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: +3 wisemen.

Vocal coach: Mike Singletary.

@ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos: That's a shoe-in for the best comment about this post.

AND AMC IS STILL NOT IN HI-DEF ON DIRECTV! WHY MUST I LIVE LIKE AN ANIMAL?

Davis is mad in that picture because Sterling keeps calling him "Rasheed Wallace."

Since when did tit-flashing become part of cocktail hour?

@Lionel Osbourne: +1 rabies shot.

I voted for Owen because I thought she did a good job adapting Rochelle, Rochelle for PowerPoint.