@I Like Cheap Beer: That was the week she was on Project Runway.

I see Favre is pulling a head here.

Check back later this week for the counterpoint from Drew's colon.

That hot cloud of nacho-smelling gas over America is a million fantasy football owners breathing a sign of relief.

The Chris Collinsworth mention was disturbing. Pretty soon you'll see everyone listening to Taylor Swift while eating their Snickers with a knife and fork.

Kylessa is a good brick wall candidate. They have two drummers, which is .38 Special-level hustle in sludgy metal form.

@GibbonJockey: Agreed "BITCH, YOU'RE GONNA BE MY GRAVY BOAT" may be my favorite line ever from an Evans bit, and that's saying something.

I'd like to see him try that against a team full of Scottie Pippen's kids.

@Lionel Osbourne: As am I. I wish there was an awards show to watch.

So much for this election changing business-as-usual in Washington.

@youthinkyouknow: At least we didn't get asked to post our best cuddling stories.

—What are you in for, Dave?

@Lionel Osbourne: Is that from Stuart Scott's Twitter?

Craggs: Everybody says you gotta check out this pic. And... it's a rugby player fucking a dog's face. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross.

I saw this on 1guy2pups

AJ said he would like to use the week to recreate various moments from The Dirt

@UpstateUnderdog: Tommy! You kill-ded my brother. He was my only brother. I loved that dude, ba-by!