Would yesterday's election qualify as a Great Moment in Poop History?

It would really suck ass to read Motherless Brooklyn and have that asshole invade your headmovie of the whole enterprise.

Say what you will about Moss, he still leads all receivers in catching hell.

@WashingtonForeskins: Those NBA playoff games (this one, Bulls vs Lakers and Bulls vs Blazers) were insanely fun, especially because Jordan was in these games back then.

@WashingtonForeskins: Yes, Chambers had this double-pump dunk that was unstoppable. Plus he looked like Thor with a basketball in the game.

@Greek McPapadopoulos: That is awesome. Tis a damn shame he died.

NBA Jam, Beavis and Butthead, and cheap beer got me through grad school in the 90s.

@Tully Blanchard Enterprises: Best videogame dunking by a white player ever.

I like the beard on him, too. It's got that Civil War soldier quality to it.

Coming to a theater near you: They Didn't Save Dooley's Brain.

If the streak ends, does this mean the media will play "Taps" using Favre's own rusty trombone?

Run to Man U!

@Shife: I'd be curious how many of them own DeSean Jackson in their fantasy football leagues. FOLLOW THE MONEY!

@Drew Magary: Speaking of which, wouldn't a Great Moments in Poop History compendium be the best bathroom book of all time? "You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll be inspired to poop like you've never pooped before." It would also beg for an introduction by Rex Ryan.

@norbizness: You would have found even more material if she hadn't stayed up all night eating cheese.

George Michael also handled his penis problems through faith.

After hanging up with A.J., Milton Ahlerich sighed deeply and told his secretary to hold his calls as he closed the door to his office. He dug out two old friends from the bottom drawers of his wide, mahogany desk: a bottle of whiskey and his prized saxophone. He poured a glass of the soothing brown liquor, the burn…

I wonder if they will bring in Visanthe Schiancoe's dong as a character witness.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: Botoxed? You bet. Buoyant in water? You know it. Able to still be a tiger in the sack even when acting as a flotation device in the middle of the Atlantic? Most definitely.

@sublicon: For an extra entertaining challenge, try to understand Nico McBrain without reading the subtitles.