@Sheed's Bald Spot: When it comes to flying, Dickinson's a real trooper.

@BlackYoshi: An experience made even better if said movie was recorded in 7.2 surround sound. You'll feel like you're in the middle of that gangbang as each rub/suck/pump comes out of its own discrete channel, while the two subwoofers capture the power of every thumping testicle.

@NYCgoalie: For what it's worth, I actually watched most of the Rangers-Yankees game last night.

Baseball: Older, mature, kind of predictable, but in a good way. Brings some big lumber to the plate but also likes mullets and chaw. Works very slowly and deliberately, which can be nice at times. But there are way too many times where I'm sitting around waiting for something to happen. Good if you're looking for…

@Hatey McLife: +1 Steeler QB who could have used that advice months ago.

@Always Winning: Someone should see if he's wearing his "I'M HAPPY NOW" trucker hat.

Heiring said the fight happened Saturday about 11:46 a.m. just after a game for 10- and 11-year-old boys had ended at Kenosha's Christian Youth Center's football fields

Will this NFL Donggate turn into a Saturday Night Favresacre?

Hey, you never know when you'll run into Satan. And if you do, you want your 9mm crucifix with a clip full of holy water bullets by your side.

So I wrap her up in this thing and I start giving her my standard points on the back end

PowerPoint has really ruined Penthouse Forum.

@Phintastic: Agreed. I was 15 and Van Hagar was the first concert I ever went to. Got dropped off with my friend by his mom, in a station wagon. So not rock and roll.

@SuckMeBeautiful: Seriously. The only way I'm getting an erection in that situation is if they stick a steel support beam up there.

What a schmuck.

Foley's favorite song? "Me and a Folding Chair."

@Arthur_Digby_Sellers: For the street segment, they could interview some fucking hoopsters wearing Delonte's Cavs jersey.

I hope his recruiting violations are just as exciting!

@ScientificMapp: When I was 8 and looking at the Guiness Book of World Records, that photo made me want to be fat.

If Ozzy had made a conceptual video for "Mr. Crowley," I think Drew would have had the the first music-video based "Great Moment in Poop History."

@econdave: So much depends