I was waiting for some Night of the Lepus jokes.

I worked at Taco Bell in high school and people would ask us, frequently, for burgers and fries or just fries. I would be like this is a Taco Bell?! The best part is we were like two blocks from a Burger King.

What does "TABLES receive TABLE service" mean?

As someone with super curly hair, pretty much every hair dresser is like, "Oh, we need to layer your hair!" This is the kiss of death...or maybe kiss of the poodle?! It might work fine with someone with loose curls but it doesn't work for everyone. The only time I had a hair dresser who didn't suggested said she…

That's pretty much my hair all the time.

Man a French manicure looks really weird on toes. Also, my tiny ass toe nails would be so small for it.

My Mother keeps telling me I need to make a lot of money so she can retire to a cruise ship. Yeah, no.

I've been playing The Talos Principle myself and the problem with some puzzles is even finding them. Almost all the star puzzles, I'm like fuuuuuu how was I supposed to figure this out? What? All the puzzle room puzzle I could pretty much figure out on my own even if sometimes I wanted to pull my hair out. The…

Stuff like that I don't even know how people figure out in the first place, it is crazy.

If someone is being terrible I don't see why not. I had friend A who was friend B with this one woman who I don't even understand why she was friends with B in the first place. A got engaged and B made sure to get engaged right after so she could show off a bigger rock. Then B made sure to get married before A. …

You could just leave them with her. That is how I meet my first high school boyfriend. He and his brothers lived with his Grandparents all summer long.

My Mother keeps telling me I need to make a lot of money so she can retire on a cruise ship. I'm always like, uhhhh no...

I meant "they would be happy..."

Actually, in PA I am pretty sure there a lot of politicians that think school is welfare. They have been trying to privatize it with charter schools. I think they would be happen if there were no public schools at all.

I had an ex-friend break rule one a bunch of times. She even agreed that was a good rule to have. But she was upset when I stopped talking to her, in part because she wanted me to help her pick out a birthday gift for my ex because they were now fuck buddies. I was like, "Yeah, no I can't deal with this shit. I'm…

Dear God, why must they inflict the children's chorus on us? That might have been one of the worst things I've ever heard.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST... That is all I have to say on that. Well, that and WTF? is wrong with people?

I have never in fact heard of kids playing these games. Only older teens and adults. In fact really only adults...

I'd have to have some serious rectal bleeding for me to even consider a colonoscopy...

I've had that experience before, won't do it again. LOL.