I have a toaster over and it is the best thing ever. As a single person who eats probably way to much popcorn chicken it is a great way to cook up one serving of food (and it save on electric). It is always a great way to re-heat pizza slices. True story, I once cooked a Cornish hen in mine.

I also use my crock-pot…

This might change my life forever.

Once for Christmas I got the 90210 board game. I didn't watch the show, and it was a trivia game. I'd rather gotten socks. At least I could use those.

Yeast infections my friend. You don't have to have sex to get one but you can transfer it to your partner during sex.

I have a friend who works at a local bank tell me a story about a woman who had something like $50,000 in her bank account come in to close bank account and open a new one. Why? "Microsoft" called her and told her that her computer was broken and it need to be fixed but they need money wired to them first. She…

I've been playing on the PC and I do agree one the part where the game doesn't explain some things. It has a "gather" mechanic that until I read a FAQ I had no idea what it did. There are save points but I found out on the message boards you can turn on an auto save feature.

This is your nightmare:
http://youtu.be/eNTuHEnjjrM

Shit, woman. Now, I can't use that chair for 7 days! Why did you have and go do that?

My former high school also has a football team of the same name. Recently the school paper stopped printing the name and the kids have been getting in trouble for it. Which I don't even know why any school official would think that was a good idea.

http://thinkprogress.org/sports/2014/09…

Totally this.

My friend totally told me one time she didn't know there were any black people in England until she watched Doctor Who.

The time ones of these used a picture of a bagel with lox and capers, I totally went out and bought everything so I could eat it for dinner.

One time I brought up that you are not supposed to use fake names on Facebook because it is policy and my friends laughed at me and said that can't be true. Which seems like it I know tons of people who have fake names or a second account with a fake name.

I thought this is what is supposed to happen because the baby needs to touch the poop to jump start their immune system?

Reminded me when I still worked a mall job. The woman who was the manager at the leather coat store was like 8 or 9 months pregnant at the time. One day I see from my store a man running with a bunch of coats and her chasing after him. Boy could she move. Though, I think in the end a young man caught the dude .

We didn't need calculators in my Chem class but I had an equally shitty teacher. He had 4 passing students total for all of his classes. My friend and I ask him for help with a lab after school one day, we were getting ready and he was just like "I'm leaving now." It hadn't even been 5 minutes. He retired in the…

I'm pretty sure I got banned for OKCupid for not replaying to enough messages. But 90%+ were like a single line with "r" and "u" and a misspelled word.

I guess they were from the mobile app but I had never used it.

Same here no one had really mentioned college to me. And I got a new Guidance Counselor my senior year who was pretty worthless when it came to this. I also did eventually graduation from college but that is a whole other story.

That teacher was f&^king clueless then. Seriously, if they didn't think that maybe there was a money issues and to talk to you privately about it, they were a totally clueless dick.

I feel you on that. My situation wasn't as extreme but I couldn't even imagine asking my Mother for a $200 dollar calculator that might get a couple of years use. I also didn't take the SATs because of cost. And then the fact it costs money just to apply for college was killer.