My isn't embarrassing as it wasn't public but it was intense.

My day started out normal. I got up went to eat breakfast when I had a sudden urge to poo. I went to the bathroom, only I couldn't poop. Normally, I am in and out but this time it isn't happen. The longer I go with out pooping the worse it was.

I'd been…

This is terrible on so many levels, I can't even begin.

Some people are just jackasses. And if it was something more like tomatoes I could see your point. But what are they going to do with the pumpkins? Make pie? That's a lot of effort for someone who is hungry.

I actually didn't have insurance for a several years after that. It's been crazy. When I finally got insurance again, I got a new doctor.

Being fat I know Doctor's will bring it up. That I understand. It's about not being d-bag about it though.

Some how my account got banned (I honest don't know why). But man I was getting some real doozie. I had gotten some guy who had a pretty creepy profile pic but I was still like, well maybe it was just a bad pic, lets see his profile. Yeah, his profile matched his picture pretty well. Paragraph upon paragraph of…

There are also no Del Tacos on the East Coast. The nearest one to me is almost 400 miles away.

I remember when I worked at Taco Bell, many years ago, people would ask us if we had fries all the damn time.

I remember it being a thing again in the 90s to it comes coming back.

It's be going on for year. My friend and I get into an argument over under-wire bras based on something her Mother read in the 70s or early 80s saying it was bad for you.

Growing up we had one dog that was just crazy and did all sorts of weird shit:
-Ate loads and loads of shoes (we could never leave them out, lest they be eaten)
-Ate loads and loads of trash (we had to put the garbage can in a closet)
-Genuinely, ate my homework one time
-Ate an entire cased pork roll (including the…

I'm allergic to shellfish and I love Japanese food. It's something I have to work around a lot. It always leads to some awkward conversion, since most of the time the wait staff are not native English speakers, but it works out pretty well.

I'm generally pretty vigilant when reading the menu also. I also know a lot…

Maybe there have been one-shots or reprints but Wikipedia has that the series ended in '98 with 35 issues.

Tourism dollars?!

Just fear the day someone thinks a live action Detective Conan is a good idea

The local paper, where I live, at one point changed comments to Facebook in the hopes it would cut down on people being terrible. Yeah, no terrible people don't seem to care how terrible they are and who knows it.

HOLY SHIT I NEED THIS!

My Dad really thought he was good at camping. Keyword thought.

I can't wait for that amusement park. Best worst thing ever!

I also had a similar haircut like that in the 90s and early 00s.