Or "I'm a Pretend Feminist...Get Me Out of Here!"

Like "Battle Royale".

Something like that, anyways.

As if, if they HAD abused you, they would admit it!

This might be just the thing! Be sure to read the reviews.

That's been on my Amazon Wish List for years. SOMEDAY, Santa will be good to me.

Wow - I didn't realize it was life-size! Very cool!

Cream of Wheat with generic sugar, served in a mug, accompanied by a 7.5 ounce Coke and generic Benadryl. Yum!

That explains why it wouldn't come up in Google!

That's even worse than being dumped by text.

Ironically, lice PREFER clean hair. It's hard to get a grip on it when it's greasy, apparently.

It sounds like the same dynamic as domestic abuse.

I remember that interview, too! What a goofball...

What IS that?!

It's better than that! According to Wikipedia, his National Board of Ophthalmology

Nope! Not sure if that's thanks to abortion machines or whore pills, though.

There are quite a few congenital conditions that include both developmental delays and facial deformities. Look around on Wikipedia if you don't believe it.

Offer to trade seats with her?

Women without husbands would have to go out and work full time anyway, wouldn't we? Is there some kind of Single Ladies' House I can live in for free?

What about bringing a urine sample that just happens to be in a squirtgun?