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So since the first thread i wrote has gotten out of control i wanted to start a new one so i could clear the air.

Shout out to my Jezzies, today! You guys are killing the comments on this one, sitting here laughing so much I have the hiccups! I'd like to propose something for the dad to wear to remind him of the creepy sexual promise between him and his daughter. May I present to you the Promise Cock Ring! Behold:

Why the hell isn't there a Ginger Batch photo anywhere here???

Just as a point of fantasy reference, I'd like to point out a piece of cognitive dissonance I see constantly...

Oh my god! Federal bureaucrats having access to our income records! That is UNPRECEDENTED!!!

This was my outfit for senior prom (I'm in the vest and shorts, complete with a purple jacket to match her dress.)

It is SO creepy.

Yeah, of course. I was responding more to the age of consent part; even if she had been sober and willing, it still isn't okay. The fact that she was drugged and unwilling just makes it even grosser.

I enjoy my single life. I get to do whatever I want. I have a rich friend life. I have tons going on. And, yes, sometimes I get lonely, but honestly I have never been as lonely as a single as I have been sometimes when I was in a relationship. There are moments when you are committed to one person that you feel…

Is Walt's frustrated rage at having a drooling retard for a son something that you recognize from experiences with your own father?

Well, there are two prominently displayed boobs in the video as well.

I normally do not like to share, but I will in this case. When I was 15, I was invited over to a neighbor's apartment. I was plied with drugs and alcohol ("this is what the cool kids do"), and before I knew it, she was on top of me as I was vomiting up whatever it was she gave me to ingest. I lost my virginity that…

Hey, if there was real live porn on broadcast TV would I be sitting here? (Probably. I might need a break from all of the porn, after all.)

I actually had a "nutritionist" come in to my mother's hospital room...in the ward for terminally ill cancer patients, to tell us that she could totes get better if she just improved her diet/took vitamins... I honestly don't remember the exact wording. I was too busy raging to really listen properly by that point.

1. Serve the public trust

And probably the most harmless, at least as far as a guy I dated went. He encouraged me to get fancy pedicures on his dime (gosh, what a chore!) and wear open-toed shoes, and occasionally kissed my feet in private. It was honestly sort of charming.

You do know that a whopping 56% of rape victims in the millitary are men right? There were at least 10,000 male victims in 2010. So presumably the only development having more women in the military brought about was to increase the number of female victims raped within the military. Even without them there rape…