Upon hearing the words of the contrite Tyson, Atlas shrugged.

So you were wondering whether a person who's 7-foot-2 can squeeze into the bathroom on a airplane.

Wilt Chamberlain never seemed to have a problem fitting into small spaces.

"Cry me a river" - Shaq's wife. .

Counterpoint: I am fairly certain that the generally accepted capital of Oregon is either (i) equity, or; (b) "upper case O"

Is your pool water supposed to be greener than your grass?

Underarm squish on someone as gorgeous as Hendricks = not such a great dress.

Looks like half of a lower jawbone of a wart hog or the like:

Double-amputee Olympian Oscar Pistorius was indicted on charges of murder and illegal possession of ammunition on Monday...

Better than the guys who were protesting the Boston Marathon:

Nobody?

In school, plagiarism is frowned upon. In the real world, we justify taking other peoples' things and using it for ourselves as "not reinventing the wheel."

with the price of nachos going thru the roof at Reliant Stadium, fans bring their own snacks...

Barry, I love your work and you've done a great job covering this story but you're wrong on this one. You've correctly stated in the past that the NBA is bending over the Sacramento taxpayers with that arena deal. It just so happens that the best interests of the Sacramento taxpayers aligns with Chris Hansen's own…

Maybe he did it because the Sacramento arena deal is fiscally irresponsible, and because reinforcing the precedent that arenas must be publicly funded is a negative for society. Maybe he believes that professional sports teams should actually pay for the buildings in which they sell their product. Maybe he realizes…

Great. As if there weren't enough heels in professional wrestling already.

I'm genuinely curious where this goes. The Prime Time Players (Young's tag team) was for a while on their way up. Then their manager said some stupid stuff, got fired, and they lost their push.

Lance Bass and Amar'e both got some work done on their knees.

Doo Process

This was incredibly well written, Wayne, but I feel like it's missing something. I'd suggest shoehorning some lazy pop culture references and footnotes into your piece.