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Costas: Boy Mary, you sure are a sight for sore eyes!

You're in for a treat.

It's a mock draft, so people are trying to figure out their strategy for when the REAL draft happens. Yeah, it's silly, but a lot of people have real money on the line for fantasy and want to be as well-prepared as possible when the season starts. I *wish* I'd done a mock auction draft before the first time I did a…

What trophy was Spolestra holding at the end there? The NBA's award for least path of resistance?

Maybe we should elect him mayor.

-Love,

Considering the physiques involved I'm surprised a sumo match didn't break out.

I agree. A guy shouldn't be laughed at because he is trying to prevent injuries.

Not funny. At all. Anyone who enjoys watching football needs to embrace the fact that these types of helmets will be necessary for the future survival of the game. Headlines like this from the nerds at Deadspin us the equivalent of picking on the kid with braces in 7th grade.

The question is, why aren't these helmets mandatory?

Don't be ridiculous, guysh. Steve Francis has never had an allergy to being shellfish.

I dunno, compared to Yao Ming he looks fantastic.

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