Oh you! You are just a treat. No, really, I insist: YOU win. You win it all. Your workmanlike repost of a website meme, followed by your incomprehensible stupidity all mandates it. But enough harsh talk. Let's hug this out. As a peace offering, I offer this link: http://icanhas.cheezburger.com/lolcats

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"Your" pretty dumb, to be honest. I was making fun of the frothing hordes of other posters who respond to "he traveled" joke posts with their own, quite sincere, "NO HE DIH-INT TRAVEL THAT'S GATHER YOUR WRONG" posts. In other words, I was adding to the joke at a level that evidently flew way, way, way over you're…

Make him wear these instead:

Costas, the world is super okay with whatever helps you cope with the fact that you look presentable on television for a living—like that is literally your job—and yet you are now a mutilated, cock-eyed, Stuart Scott-looking motherfucker. Heal up, you beautiful Greek man. Heal that shit up.

This is all happening at an even more meta level you don't quite understand.

He didn't travel. Your an idiot.

This Philadelphia high school JV basketball team is kidding themselves if they think one draft pick fixes allll this—especially as NBA scouts continue to back off earlier, glowing statements about the supposed dominance and generational qualities of this upcoming draft.

They traveled.

I literally had to search for Kevin Harlan's age after this, because I was sure that he was at least in his 70s or something. Some relic from a bygone era where saying "ass" was super racy potty talk oh no you guys.

I'd love to put my nuts on Erin Andrews, too.

Nice try, falcons, but you're no pelicans!

The leading proponent of the "The snubs were part of an elaborate racist scheme!" theory was Jason Whitlock. It's Whitlock's answer (for this and everything), as you can see here:

Raps in 4 (of Kyle Lowry's missing shoes).

He's having a great season. Unfortunately, he'll probably get snubbed in the fan voting in favor of other backcourt players in the East like Kyrie Irving (who doesn't deserve a spot this year) and Dwyane Wade (because being a flopper and a giant asshole doesn't disqualify you). In the coach's voting, he'll probably…

Looking forward to the Erik Spoelstra autobiography, "Two Rings," where he relates in fasinating detail all the energetic hand clapping and saying "Let's go, let's go!" Spoelstra had to do while LeBron James won basketball games.

Meanwhile, a 37 year-old Tim Duncan is not only NOT dying from an untreated shellfish allergy, but is still playing professional basketball at a high level.

Stewart is poised to Destro y the competition.

I like how we're just acting like Craig Biggio will get in now, "next year," like there's some sort of eventuality to all of this. But next year's ballot is going to be even more stacked, and it's absolutely not guaranteed that Biggio will even sniff 50% again, let alone a heartbreaking percentage of votes in the 70s.

WAR. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing.