So RGIII is the anti Derrick Rose

FV/DW

The vaunted triangle offense lives on.

From the Wikipedia page on the fencing response. I'm kinda surprised they didn't give the guy doing the punching a trucker cap and can of Coors Light to go with that tank top.

George Carlin had a counterargument for "Ain't nothing funny about rape."

Things got awkward when, out of habit, Ford lit a lighter beneath the spoon.

Dairy Queen's power in Canada has been greatly limited by the Constitution of 1982.

Come on, reporters, don't get cheeky with the guy.

Seriously? I thought Costner said a Waterworld remake would be unbearable.

Excuse me David, " How'd you go for Normal Sized Papi to Big Papi before the 2003 season? "

Could have sworn that he went to Marquette, but it makes sense that a guy with two bum knees would be reppin' the ACLU.

"I gotta be hip and topical like that Sports Fella! Geez what would appeal to those interweb kids these days?" (Uses the most topical reference he personally can recall, goes with skit from 1979.)

I bet the hair on his head isn't even real.

They're not booing... they're saying Booo-urns! Booo-urns!

This might be the single dumbest list I've ever seen.

I think he was just upset that it was blackmail

Again, this mealy mouthed truth-to-power nonsense. What A-Rod said is explosive because he is making a conspiracy of the following very simple situation: employee breaks employer's rules, and then employer suspends and hopes to fire unionized employee. Strip away the MLB uniform and Joel Sherman's breathless coverage,…

I wonder if they will be tried as minors?

At first I thought it was a Boston Starbucks, but then realized the guy in the foreground isn't working on a powerpoint about slavery and all of its merits.