And if there's one thing Cooper is good at, it's getting people in race discussions.

To properly prepare, MLB stepped out of the batter's box, un- and re-Velcroed its batting gloves, spat, adjusted its cup, spat again, called time, un- and re-Velcroed its batting gloves again, took three practice cuts, spat yet again, took one more swing, and stepped back in the box.

Later, at the Eagles practice facility: "I will apologize to every nigger here."

Mr. Coleman and Mr. Iverson declined to press charges.

I will never tire of the Schaub family Christmas photo.

That thing already has more rings than Carmelo.

Pffft, I'm sure Michael has a bigger and more prolific penis

Yet, none of that is as bad as the 'rebranding' of the strip of Congress just across Town Lake as "SoCo."

You can subtly step it up a notch with a Charles Whitman 49 watch.

i dont know about his GPS, but his gaydar is certainly working.

Bros before H2Os

Baseball is a Thinking Man's game. I don't say that to be pretentious, or mean that only "smart" people get it. I mean that it is a game for people who like seeing what can't be seen. The pitch selection, the hit-and-run timing, etc. I've played and watched baseball my entire 35 years, and I get anxious and excited…

No one should ever hire a black or gay person because basically every business in the country has at least some immeasurable portion of 1/8 of its client base that are racist or homophobic to such a degree that they would be offended?

This shouldn't be confused with the NFL's "Palest Indian" problem, which involves every "Chief" the league has trotted out to support the Redskins name.

We're a persecuted minority that have been called members of a violent cult of death. Despised by the media and viewed with suspicion because of the terrible and barbaric behavior of a few extremists among us. Evangelical Christians hate us because of recent actions we've taken against one of their own.

Ugh, white people, they're just the worst.

Sad to hear this - the Trenton Thunder batdogs were always fun to see... was there with our dog Maggie for his retirement party (dog day at the park).

Damn. All this time, we thought murder was a victimless crime.

Fun fact: in South Africa, a "rear-naked choke" is known as a Full-Nelson Mandela.