Those who are even more interested in baseball's most mysterious and maligned pitch should check out Knuckleball! (2012).

Ugh, a begrudging +1

I'm not outraged. LET him fuck his guitar.

Hmm, "no."

But Perkins WAS invited to the NBA playoffs last season. He just didn't show up.

As lawyer for the defendant, I am inclined to agree with this medical professional! When bad things happen to good people, the American way is to hunker down, weather the tragedy, and understand that these things are all part of God's great plan. We don't stand over the still-warm corpses of our honored dead with our…

If it looks like a duck, and swims like a duck, and says and does really hateful, homophobic things like a duck...

That.

It's pretty cute when the Food Writer tries to write about basketball, though. That should never die, if only to make Bill Simmons' farted-out Grantland musings look like the godamn Rosetta Stone for a lost Shakespearean play that solves a Millennium Prize problem.

If Hank Aaron and Jackie Robinson weren't unanimous

Some amazing snide from The Amazing Sneijderman. Don't forget that Craig Biggio also looks like Kevin Bacon. This gives Biggio mere degrees of separation away from the cynical, latte-slurping Hollywood types who only mock and deride our most purest of sports. It tears at the very essence of our being!

Outstanding.

I had Ray Rice, Stevie Johnson, Bugsy, AND Mr. Quibbles for early picks. :(

Be even creepier and even more like an ominous harbinger of the plot of Terminator being a real-ass thing, World Cup. No really, we dare you.

You think THAT'S something: Craig Biggio once used his cell phone to shoot a vertical video of his daughter's birthday party! Truly, the HOF will never be pure again until monsters such as these are purged from its ranks.

Now, let's get back to debating the question that really matters: Is Jay Cutler tough?

Good news for the Cutlet: Daddy just got generational levels of wealth.

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No no, we've advanced past "white men can't jump" stereotypes. It's just what whitey does AFTER the jump that is scorned.

It's possible. These Everybody Gets a Trophy Bowls are dumb enough as it is, but if they start being routinely, unforgivably unprofitable to the schools involved, then that moment may come sooner rather than later.