Buh buh...draft combine results! Combine results!!

Marsh Melo.

I get the feeling they won't be starting the year off right with a pair of pre-release M10s...

EA once touched me inappropriately at summer camp. I...*sniff*...*wipes away single tear* I hate you, EA.

For me, it's all about playing 2K14 on an HTPC in the living room, enjoying better graphics and sound, mods, and the laid-back ease of console couch gaming using a gamepad.

The only thing gayer would be if he stammered a moment and then said that he "really, really likes" and then, in a lispy whisper, exhales "vaginas."

Aaron Rodgers is probably gay!

Homey was blessed with uncommon height and coordination. Had the best situation possible to grow his pro career, the best teachers and mentors possible on one of the NBA's most storied franchises. Rewarded the trust and professionalism of others by fucking around and never taking his career seriously, destroying three…

No, you're right, it's critical that the poster you're responding to offers some clarity. I was equally puzzled.

They were referring to LeBron James, but if you disagree and think James is this generation's nothing at all, really, then you're evidently some kind of argumentative "Kobe Bryant fan." What the hell are they smoking over at Jezebel? Is this really what ordinary folks think NBA fans are like? Posturing and arguing in…

We keep waiting patiently for the Deadspin writeup. The whispers are turning into shouts.

Sorry, that honor already goes to the Chicago Bulls. Enough plantars to fill a greenhouse o'er in the windy city, my son.

It's only the D'Brickatruth, Samer LaPhonso D'Kalaf.

Sure, the Raiders fan with the misspelled sign gets all the attention, but we're not spending nearly enough time on the guy next to him who is trying to use his cap as a phone. Caps are not phones, Raiders fan! Raiders fan, you so silly!

Exactly. They're Yalies.

Raoul Tyde was funy and practically the only name needed on the list! That said, "Raoul" has an air of vaguely foreign mustacheod similitude that is bound to offend the sensibilities of any true Tyde fan.

Dont loose you are mind over this mang. Their just dumb Raiders fans. In order words all Raiders fans.

Not as solid of a shooter as Martin, and worse at flailing his arms like a feckless pussy to get to the line like Martin, but yeah, Reggie Jackson is better at literally all other aspects of basketball.

No. Nobody who knew anything about basketball, from pundits to advanced stats geeks, was praising this trade at the time it was made. Critics of the trade abounded even when we only suspected that Harden (note the correct spelling of his name) would be a star, and he still hadn't played a single game as a starter for…

Guessing it was Al Del Greco ("of Greece") and Bubba McDowell (name is "Bubba").