A slanted take on an antagonizing issue. +1

Almost certainly, they were fire ants, though there are a few other species in Texas that bite. The variables for that are level of aggression and the toxicity of their venom. Fire ants are among the worst.

Husker who? Hüsker Dü.

Schlitterbahn.

Tight but accessible wording. Not too forceful.

Finally, a spiritual successor to the Buttfumble!

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Only 500-700,000 after taxes, depending on your state of residence, sweetie!

Speechless.

Haha, it's funny because she was savagely beaten and was too weak to defend herself! This Chael Sonnen is such a character!

This old thong and dance?

Yes, and it's that diversity in programming that provided such great fodder for solid original programming like Cheap Seats.

Exemplary choices in both cheerleader and groundbreaking QB.

Early sea voyagers were at risk of getting Tamaria.

Outstanding work.

What a beauty of a kick. Anything that would "top" that may involve some athletic special teams ball-batting. And even then, that's not the same as the placement of a kick being awesome all on its own. Nice find!

"Freeman Seeks Emancipation from Bucs"

Ladies Love Cool Jeans

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