I still remember those fucking trunks he wore for that fight. A real milestone in hopelessly overwrought, dress-like boxing trunks. The only thing worse than wearing your pretty little sequined princess trunks out in public might be getting your ass beat by Floyd Mayweather while wearing them.

(reads comment intimating that Mayweather is some kind of lowly points puncher)

I forgot how much this song ruled. All the +1s.

Ima level with you. I've hated the shit out of Sonic Youth ever since they got most of their old instruments and equipment stolen out of that U-Haul. I want to say right after the Washing Machine era. They realized they could never recreate those old sounds, with the tools they used gone, and so everything since then…

All I can think about is how sad, marble-mouthed, and unhinged Eddie Money is in those GEICO commercials.

Up all night? Alright, just for a night.

Lower hanging fruit than Jeff Wagner emerging from a lake in a speedo.

Is he not a speed reader?

Just for posterity, I found this picture of Chelios from 2008:

Too bad we have no sense of scale in that pic. You forgot to mention that he's 4'2" tall!

Maybe the political angle took it down.

One of them used to have a chili night. They would serve chili. At the strip club.

The whole coffee pot thing is baffling. Is it a metaphor for his belief in the subservience of non-whites? Of women?

Open-minded except when it comes to their handling of things they don't approve of, evidently.

Barry Bonds....bad! Alex Rodriguez...good!

Darn! They've since corrected it. Must have been a Freudian...typo? Or maybe some wishful thinking on the part of the AP writer.

The Atlanta Hawks have puttered along with some of the worst attendance and fan support of any NBA team. On the other hand, the Atlanta Braves have become the adoptive MLB team of most of the South.

Here's hoping.

Also: the tell-tale ankle injury that players like McGwire and his juicer contemporaries (Giambi, Sosa, etc.) would get, for similar reasons. The muscles start to outpace the connective tissues, leading to increased wear and chance of injury.

He's rich enough to be Bat Man, but as we all know, Bat Man's rule is that he doesn't kill, and Rodriguez has already killed our faith that baseball can be a clean sport free from narcissistic cheaters like him.