Clique.

Show me on the doll where Andre Johnson was touched!

cum-diet book

Owing to its unique metallurgic properties, the metal in a titanium head driver can only melt in a vacuum. TUMBLEDOWN TRAILS WHAT ARE YOU HIDING. GEORGE BUSH THE FATHER OF LIES.

He trying to get the pipe.

How does someone in the Smith click have just that one tattoo on their back?

Disgusting RGIII muffin top shouldn't be moving his arms at all, really. It exposes the muffin.

PEDs bad...but Nadal...good. Hmm, it's almost like this is a complicated and nuanced issue the analysis of which cannot be binary!

Well maybe he never should have assassinated William de Heselrig and started the First War of Scottish Independence, then.

Wow. I didn't realize Rainbow Guy had crossed over from harmless lunatic to criminal lunatic at some point. Google and Wiki tell quite a story. Evidently this guy has lived a...colorful...life? *rimshot* Thanks for that heads up!

By adopting two hairstyles commonly associated with hipster ballbags—the prickly neckbeard and paleskin dreadlocks—these two gentlemen promulgate counter-cultural stereotypes while also luxuriating in them. Their hair-based personas contrast sharply with those of more conventional audience members, drawing attention…

"I'm a huge douche, and held up the sign not to gain awareness for an issue, but to glorify my own shitty school, which has ironically been even more complicit in covering up rapes and general malfeasance. P.S. Huge douche!"

Nah, I think he unwittingly presented it in the most illuminating way possible. The unjustified sanctimony, the gushing over the view from atop the highest of horses...it's been set out in paragraph form pretty competently. We know all there is to know about this guy and the true intent behind his sign. And none of it…

"Piling on?" What is suggested here?

Let's be honest here, when we see these two, "clothes changes" or even just "general hygiene" don't seem to be in play.

That was a looong walk for that.

Per the rules, the on-field decision cannot be protested.

Costa Rica is one of the only nations in the world with no standing army!

Well NOW who will host the improv4humans podcast? :(

My favorite thing about Michigan is how they value the color of someone's skin as that person's somehow most defining, important, and inexorable quality—to the point where both of their major public universities keep getting sued over it—constantly. The Supreme Court's docket and jurisprudential histories are spilling…