Hey fellow alum! I had considered that major, too, but ended up getting my sheepskin in Accepting Injustice Studies instead. The job market is rough, but I've accepted it.

62 years young!

I have no idea where you could get the opposite idea.

They might scream "Come on!" a lot, too.

If a Buffalo team theoretically played in a league consisting of only themselves, they would still fail to win the championship.

How Will Ferrell went his whole SNL career without playing this guy, we'll never know. Maybe Ley just wasn't that recognizable to a wider audience.

No doubt. It's extra gratifying when you see them huffing and puffing on the sideline afterwards, and even having to get oxygen. That 20 yard rumble can really take a lot out of a fat guy.

It's like they build them out of fireworks and oily rags.

This was one of those "exception to the rule" selections, with Madrid getting eliminated early. Generally, the IOC tends to overwhelmingly favor stable, first world European and North American nations.

Kiwi themed? Okay. Okay.

Come on.

Would the guy in the $4,000 suit really shout "Come on!" 78 fucking times, though?

Girl, you like Jim Carrey trying to be ridiculous for comedic effect kinds of ridiculous.

These were two of approximately 78 come ons she unleashed in her win this evening.

Hey yourself.

Not the first time he's been arrested, by far.

It's a clown, and it symbolizes street warfare. See, I'm part of the clowns now, you dig?

Is the middle finger tat wearing a championship ring, too? That is Gloria(ous).

Who knew that Gloria James was such a famous basketball player, warranting her boyfriend's lopsided basketball tat right between her first and last names?