Badminton be fun as hell, though. We play a variation called "Beerminton." You one-hand your racquet while holding your beer in the other hand. Drinking between serves encouraged. Spill your beer and lose a point. Lose a point and you have to drink...

No need to build a trophy room, though.

I'll get philosophical here:

These are dark times, when Duke is ranked higher than Houston.

Yep, combine results and hackneyed theories about a prospect's "motor" or "tools" have their place on draft day. But mostly, winning at a high level in college is a decent predictor of success in the pros. Note that it never means 100% that the player will be successful, or even that a team hasn't screwed up and…

Aeneid the truth.

¿Que?

He'll just be Johnny Foosball to me, all Bobby Boucher's mama saying his name, unless he has the foosballs to beat 'Bama on the 14th.

The New Noise of Samantha Barfing into Her Lidless Drunk Tank Toilet.

Really feeling the chemistry between these two.

Este cubano puede golpear...

If you would have just preferred me type out "lol UR pretty dum" and get on with my life, then you should have said so at the beginning. But mocking me for investing some effort in responding to you is pretty lame. So that's my bad for treating you like you were a human being. You're right, I really should have known…

There's no "except" there. He lost to a younger man, once again. And his loss to an even younger man, the 27-year old "Sergiy Sakhovsky" in Wimbledon earlier this year, was a lot worse than this one. That was an even earlier round vs. a no-name opponent.

It wasn't a huge surprise. Tennis is a young man's game, and FedEx has been faltering for the last few years.

They probably just wanted a few cuttings, which you can then easily propagate into full plants. Selling cuttings from the famed English ivy wall—the exact stuff groundskeepers trim off of it weekly and throw away—would be a great way for the organization to raise money for charity, for instance, while allowing fans…

That was pretty gouda. +1

This was him two years ago. Look how gaunt he looks. Some mistakenly think that it is the HIV itself that does this, but it's actually a side effect of the drug cocktail the patient takes. The drugs are supposed to keep the virus manageable.

Wasn't Fountain Lady from Des Moines?

Why do you hate yoyos so much?

Make no mistake, it is still a preposterous amount of booze to have in your system, over 3-4 times the legal limit from state to state, were she driving.