Grass on the field jokes incoming, ugh.

Ah, I'm glad to hear that sorely missing feature has finally made its way into iOS. Thanks for the heads up!

Actually, there is a legal reason as well. There is precedent in some jurisdictions indicating that without the "Not this!" or "This ain't!" and "XXX" set-off language appended to the titles, the close parody adult product is supposedly not distinct enough from the film or TV show they are parodying. You know, as…

In absolute fairness, domination of Rice is not considered a big deal. Ever. They were considered an early "tune-up game" against the U of H during their good years, A&M if they're good that year, and even UT in older days.

I haven't seen a worse scrambler since the time Stephen Hawking tried to make me an egg breakfast.

I liked Greg Oldham better when he was in the Palace Brothers.

Get yourself a ROM for your phone that has Quiet Hours (Cyanogenmod, for instance), or if fruit-based electronics are your thing, then jailbreak your iPhone and install My Profiles.

Hip hop to keep your soul clear and connected:

Things were getting pretty hairy before he corrected himself.

That hair says he's all toe swallowing business up front, and all toe swallowing party in the back.

It's ESPN, so anything goes, but I'm not recognizing an agenda in the edits, though. Could this have all just been pared down to keep the podcast leaner? It is the simplest explanation, is it not?

Noooooooo this is the trap! You must be stalwart in your Tebow hate, and not succumb to the Tebow backlash...backlash.

"Internet libertarian troll" headed into calendar year 2014 though? It's unoriginal and sophomoric. Who really gives a damn if it's one simp who can't write impersonating an even worse simp? It's still simps all the way down. It's nothing to get Internet Angry about, obviously, but it is eyeroll worthy, like this…

So just a lot of "Washingtons" used instead? Maybe "the Skins?" It will lead to a lot of prosaic, repetitive writing either way.

You can rent OJ's infamous white Ford Bronco for parties.

We'll see if Lamar can rebound back from this and pick N roll with the punches. But the easy guess is that with all of this happening, and since he's almost 34 anyway, his basketball career is over.

It's not uncommon to feel a little jaded by NFL ball these days, so I'm grateful that this exists, and that I've just now learned about it. Thanks Barry!

Sure, we can talk about that for a second. I love talking NBA ball, and these conversations are hard to come by in the off-season:

Seriously though, what kind of grown man of means drives themselves around in a vehicle with bad taillights! (Multiple lights!) It's possible to drive the vehicle yourself, and not be aware of the issue for a little while, since it's on the outside at the rear of the vehicle.

My mind to your mind, my thoughts to your thoughts.