I agree. It looks so much better. I'd expect $1.8mil to get approximately equal quality to a shitty facebook game.

The thing on his back looks like a ricepicker straw hat. I'd say Chinese monk stereotype. Though given that there's already two Asian stereotypes there, that's certainly debatable.

You... know Jesus of Nazareth was a real person, right? That's proven. What isn't proven is that he did any of the shit the Bible attributes to him, or ridiculous concepts like him being the Son of God.

Castlevania II didn't really fit the metroidvania gameplay style, given the item system. I can't speak for Vampire Killer, as this is the first I've heard of it.

"I was killed by this dragon. If only I knew about the weak spot on its neck!"

Whatever, man. Your whatever is so whatever that it's just whatever.

At the moment, 1 and 2 are out for PSP. I don't know if they are Vita compatible, but I do have a vita, so I can check if you'd like. 3 is a currently released Vita game. 4 is currently PS3-only, but given their handheld re-release track record, it's pretty much a guarantee that 4 will be out for Vita at some point,…

Well, Disgaea 1 and 2 both had PSP versions. I'm not sure if those are Vita compatible; if so, I'd highly recommend Disgaea 1 over the other two. 3's probably the weakest of the series, story-wise.

Lets see some Vita RPGs.

Etrian Odyssey IV.

You did play it on what is definitively the worst version possible. But if what you disliked is the story itself, then yeah, PC isn't going to change much.

And you're a perfect example of an obnoxious anti-Steam troll.

Did you hate reading before it was cool?

The first Disgaea is a masterpiece. The 4th Disgaea is great. The other two... are debatable.

Same. 3's the only one where I just couldn't stick it out to the campaign's end.

Oh, I love Puerto Rico. This review certainly hasn't turned me off to Eurogames. But it has further cemented in my mind the idea that people who play nothing but Eurogames are, in general, deserving of a swift kick in the teeth.

I'd rank 4 as the best after 1, story-wise. 2's a downgrade in story, but as you said, the mechanics were refined. I cannot recommend 3 to anyone who appreciates a story. Every single character, Mao especially, was just such a massively irritating little shit. I get that it's set in a school, but they didn't have to…

I have to second afranquinho here. I haven't the faintest idea what it's like on consoles, but on PC, when you get someone actively helping the enemy team while spamming trash in broken engrish, odds are they're a BR.

ALWAYS SHILD NEVER LOOSE!

In most of the games I play, koreans actually type it out as kekekekeke, not kkk.