This? This article right here? This is why I struggle to want to play Eurogames. I love them, I'm not going to trash them, but every time I meet someone who plays them and only them, they strive for the record of most arrogant, elitist cockholster I've ever met.

The article defines the 1 in 6 as attempted and completed combined. Which, really, sounds incredibly low to me as well. Hell, 1 in 6 seems low for attempted or completed alone in America.

Ah, Section 8. The only game I've ever played that made me furiously demand a refund.

Ooooh... I like the look of that.

Infinity Engine as in the engine behind Baldur's Gate and Planescape Torment. Haven't a clue what you're talking about.

This looks like... exactly the kind of game I've been praying for since the end of the Infinity Engine. So glad I backed this.

Come the fuck on, people. It's a burner, with one comment, with THAT name? Of course it's a troll.

Oh, there were plenty of bugs in it. Except they were programming bugs, not insectoid bugs.

Misspelled penis-based insult.

Except kids probably either aren't going to know this stuff or aren't going to care. The ones who are going to leave are the adults who, generally, aren't screeching bigotry over XBL. This will turn XBL into assholes only, instead of the simple asshole majority it holds now.

Your avatar is clearly in blackface. Racist!

I think his issue was with the last sentence, not the "kinky" part. Which still makes his reply fucking stupid.

Honestly, I can't see how any person who thinks falsely yelling "fire" in a crowded area should be considered legal free speech could possibly be taken seriously.

I'd highly recommend the first book (Halo: The Fall of Reach). It's an account from when 6-year-old John was kidnapped and drafted, up to the Pillar of Autumn arriving at the Halo in the beginning of Halo: Combat Evolved. Halo: The Flood should not be bought under any circumstances, because it's just a novelization of…

Yes.

You really think there's a difference between these idiots on the anti-gun side and paranoid psychotics like Jimmy Lee Dykes on the pro-gun side? Both sides are filled to the brim with emotional morons who can't tell a shotgun from a shotglass.

Well, his real name is John-117. His rank is Master Chief Petty Officer, and I believe he's the only Spartan of his generation to have gained that rank, given their tendency to die in combat.

Not only that, but studies have shown that 68% of studies quoted on the Internet are fake.

The Spartans of Master Chief's era were genetically modified super soldiers. Much bigger and stronger than the most hardcore marine.

Oh noes! 26 dead people, including 20 children, are being honored! Don't people have any respect for that most sacred event in all human history, the Sportsballbowl?