One of my favorites:

I’d like to think this cold-blooded murder passes the Bechdel Test.

This is why I live in the middle of nowhere. That, and my fear of decent food and entertainment.

Maybe not a shitty person but one who has awfully detailed first thoughts.

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Who the fuck are these people?

Aww. I would have ended this post with

The worst thing about a Mazel Tov cocktail is having to light all nine fuses before throwing it.

Sorry, Scottie, wrong rapper. I’m pretty sure “Mazel Tov Cocktail” was from A Tribe Called Quest.

She went on to blame Hillary for Bill’s past infidelities, including his affair with Chanukah Lewinski and rumored misconduct with PauL’Chaim Jones.

No, men of all races get away with claiming things were youthful indiscretions. Women don’t get that kind of pass.

It is mostly a folk tale, though, that a bunch of men on sex offender lists are guilty of public urination or “Romeo and Juliet” relationships.

The bbq isn’t much better. I mean, mustard based? GTFO

I’ve been following this since it broke on Thursday and this guy is all kinds of “lock him up and throw away the key”. His own father thought he was a lost cause after the first rape. However, his mother wrote a letter to the judge asking for no prison time, citing the fact that he walked his rape victim home showed…

If you look at the pictures in the article she does present as quite young, plus he just found four dead bodies. I’m giving  him a pass on this one.

“...registered sex offender and realtor Todd Kohlhepp...”

Is that on his business cards?

I don’t know about all states, but on the California Megan’s Law site it will absolutely tell you what crimes sex offenders were convicted for. I’m guessing 99% of men who claim they’re only on the sex offenders registry because of public urination are full of shit.

So this guy was a rapist, was allowed to plead down his crime, and within two years after his release he had murdered at least four people.

When applying for his real estate license in 2006, he explained his sex offender status in a decidedly different fashion from the crime for which he served time, essentially chalking the whole incident up to “heated fight” with his then-girlfriend, calling it a “youthful mistake.”

I really think that sex offender lists should include a description of what they did. That way we can distinguish the “public urination” folks from guys like this.