It wasn’t the transgression of others though. READ.

some applicants move up the admission chain because of their sports skills,

Hey everyone! It’s false equivalency guy!

Thank you.

The thing people need to remember about panicking vs. confidence is that IT TOTALLY DOESN’T MATTER.

How do so many people not see the difference between “talk about” and “meticulously evaluate, rank, and document?”

Well, if a few soccer dudes did this at a bar about some of the incoming girls it would be gross to hear about if you were being ranked, but not offensive. The fact that it is an “official” annual tradition, with the male team doing it to the fresh female meat on their sister team, and the fact that they wrote it…

trollette trollz.

These aren’t BOYS, they are men. And did you think that trumpette talking about grabbing pussy was okay as well? If not, please tell us the difference.

Well, you seem to be a guy, so trying to do so would probably be a waste of time, now, wouldn’t it?

You know, I hate how the only way to get through to these chucklefucks is to play on homophobia, but damn...It’s not that I want them to be afraid of gay people, I just want them to know what it’s like when someone bigger than you threatens sexual acts that you’re not into. (Straight dudes, feel free to volunteer to…

That’s absolutely what I’m saying.

What planet do you inhabit where boys* publish numerical livestock evaluations and detailed descriptions of the “fuckability” of their sports teammates in a crowd-sourced document?

The Ivy League is literally a sports-related grouping. It’s eight schools that are all in, for instance, the same football conference. “Regular” schools are separated the same way. 

Good point, but I bet there are at least one or two rich kids on the team if they aren’t all too busy rowing or playing lacrosse or polo (yes, Harvard has a polo club).

‘They can’t help it, they have penises!’

Many will complain that this year’s soccer team is being punished for other’s transgressions. But if this sends a warning to all that such actions will not tolerated, then good. A first step in righting a very bad situation. I know that no power football program would ever follow this lead, but Harvard should be very…

Waiting for a wealthy Harvard soccer mom to weigh in, “Bu-bu-but boys will be boys!”

Start a new “tradition”: make them take shifts for the rest of the year, serving drinks at parties at a gay frat house, while wearing skimpy French maid outfits. After each party, they can pass out comment cards and see how they were rated. Online, on an easily accessible site.

It’s so unfair when shitty actions have consequences. :(