Is it illegal to portray news as actual news when you are lying? They are supposed to be a legit station. Isn’t their journalism bias with there ass kissing of Trump? Is Fox a public TV station and would that matter. Claiming to be a news source and lying to people that are watching what they think is the news has to…

Between space armies and wetting his shorts over big trucks, he really is a little boy. The diet backs this idea up. So do the tantrums. Maybe we need to be looking around for a six year old boy who has a lot of memories of running a reality show, and the Aztec artifact he was touching when he switched bodies with the…

I knew I’d found the love of my life because of this song. In college, I’d gotten an 80s’ compilation CD for subscribing to EW(?) This song was on it. Listening, we were in a very weird mood and she just says, completely serious, “Imagine these guys in the studio recording this.”

I thought it was “I miss the rains down in Africa” which sort of made sense with the sentiment of the song?

NARRATOR VOICE: And you could say that silence is what lead Chris to become a punter.

Yeah, well Fur Elise was written 208 years ago and everyone can hum it.  It’s too legit to quit as far as I’m concerned.  

As a young lad, I learned a very valuable lesson about the connective strength of Lego bricks with a propeller vs. the force generated by a car going 65 on the freeway when holding said brick with a propeller out the window.

Unless she’d already signed a contract for two seasons.

So that’s a no on something besides farting?

I was gonna talk some shit, then remembered my state has Rikers Island. ‘Murica.

His production company just announced it would be including the riders Frances McDormand talked about. What did you do today besides farting?

He looks like a necromancer wearing the suspiciously-well-preserved but subtly ill-fitting skin of his erstwhile apprentice.

Right?

I also don’t have any white friends. I didn’t grow up with white people and never meshed with any at work or in college/law school. To this day, I feel super uncomfortable when I’m around a large group of them because they ALWAYS END UP DOING THE SAME SHIT.

I’m clearly making a mistake trying to navigate life with a conscience and empathy.

Any guess on if this guy thinks people on assistance are stealing from the goverment?

Of course. Of course, the law is written so that Sheriffs can pocket “excess” funds. Sheriff departments have never been anything but an end run around qualifications and accountability allowing white people to appoint one of their own like minded racists to maintain white supremacy in their local area by keeping the…

“Entrekin and his wife Karen - who worked for years as a probation officer and met her husband in the Etowah County Sheriff’s Office, according to a profile by the Alabama Republican Party that described the sheriff as a “rising Republican star” - own several properties in Etowah County and two others in Orange Beach.”

Actually being a white rapist qualifies him for a cabinet position.

What the fuck does global warming have to do with this?