I do know one person who is definitely not trying to control Kanye’s mind: Kanye.

This blowsy, orange blowhard.

I like generals who DON’T lose.

So what I’m hearing is, she’s the long lost love child of T’Challa and Storm?

Honestly her double double layout (and even her silivas) embarrasses 98% of men in MAG already.

Can we see her fool around with rings or the pommel horse at some point? Or would that be too humiliating for the entire sport of men’s gymnastics?

The Rupture. 

Using his free time on a job that is 99% debilitating wankery to entertain people makes him a “lowlife?” As someone who has tangentially supervised night guards in the past, I can tell you if he’s not selling drugs, stealing, or actively breaking shit, he’s in the running for employee of the month. By using his time…

Some of those definitely sounded like they required some follow-up paperwork.

I’m definitely glad he was fired over this. Security guards are supposed to be silent but deadly.

I went to Catholic school. At least once a week we had go pray silently in the chapel. And every week it was basically a competition to see who could unseal the funniest fart, because there is literally nothing in the world funnier than a fart in a silent, solemn environment. 

Ah. A modern-day Le Petomane, if you will.

What is this strange role that Benedict Cumberbatch has gained so much weight for?

Tragic. One wonders if this situation could’ve been avoided if Uber cars were more readily identifiable, perhaps all painted and designed in a specific uniform pattern, their drivers also unionized and licensed specifically to insure a certain degree of safety to both the passenger and driver alike. These driver’s…

Seeing as he has a Wells Fargo account, they probably took his house instead.

I tried, but accidentally put it in to a Doc Hollywood video.

...and then Rod Serling will walk into your bedroom to tell you this was all a cautionary tale of what might have happened...from The Twilight Zone.

It’s quite telling that the poor insurance workers are having crocodile tears shed for them when manufacturing and agricultural workers were told to get with the times, get trained and join the information economy.

American exceptionalism at its absolute worst.

There’s more to me than being a denier of the Holocaust.