I'd just like to add that it can also be in addition to going to police, because an investigation and trial can take such a long time and a student might live near or attend classes with her rapist, the university can act much more quickly to provide a safe learning environment for the victim if the rapist is found…

YES !

Thanks, Shrayber. Dinner will now be skipped. In lieu, there will be a brain wash I like to vodka in an attempt to obscure my condom sushi sighting. Gag, gag, gag.

I used to not mind swallowing until I saw that Natural Harvest thing. Totally ruined it for me. Even today, years later, I still think of that "oyster" recipe and want to throw up.

You mean something like "the entire situation is very taxing on a man whose needs can be summed up in three letters?"

You mean Condom-mints.

Where did high-waisted, high cut aerobic bikini bottoms go?

THATS GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE !

Mark Shrayber, just when I thought I couldn't love you more, you have to throw this out

Me at the office: Scrolls Jezebel, happens upon a Mark article

I've come under condemnation, because I store all my condiments in condoms safely in my condominium.

Funny that some early condoms were actual food items; sausage casings. Some folks still use sheep intestine I think. Not sure about that but non-latex condoms are probably food-safe.

meh.

So the next time I go into a restaurant and inquire about the condiments I should be prepared.

"Your first erotic meal? Condom Meat Stuffing. Delicious!"

dammit, you gives me backs mah Badge !

Me either. And it's not like I'm a highbrow TV snob, either. I watch Bones and Supernatural and It's Always Sunny, for chrissakes. But I can't say that I've seen a single second of this soulless piece of garbage.

I just...I read everything you say in Butters' voice. You have got to be Trey Parker or Matt Stone. At this point I'm convinced that you are Butters, and South Park is real. I feel like Master Shake with his views on The Highlander now.

Me either, Butters, and I feel equally content about it.

That's really shitty and I wouldn't put up with it. If you hate doing the dishes so much and your husband doesn't then make a deal where he does all the dishes and you clean the toilet every time. Or whatever.