Oh yeah but ringz! Oh, wait ...

I love Tim Duncan and am saddened at his retirement, so in the spirit of stirring up some shit for no reason: if you think Kobe Bryant was the best player of their generation, and not Timmy, you are a raving madman, wandering the desert shoveling peyote into his mouth, lost in the grip of his own feverish…

Well, if revenues drop and the team has to move, at least we’ll know OKC fans will be understanding, as they were all-to-happy to receive the Supersonics. I mean, when the owner is right, the owner is right.

Because I write for Jezebel and don’t know what sports are.

Also, this:

Might be. But it’s also fair to condemn them for being total slugs and not care about how good they are at sports.

A few shots, a few creams, and he’s still good to go.

I didn’t know I was at fault for writing about someone doing something shady, but my eyes have been opened. Thank you

Zack, if you are reading these comments you are a child. Please become an adult, you already look like one.

Batting practice? Oh fuck off (to Hample, not you BP). THAT DOES NOT COUNT.

I got as far as him claiming that he was “standing still,” went back and watched the video again and...nope. He was moving. Other dude comes in, bumps him, he throws a tantrum.

Just because you are charitably donating the profits from selling individual ketchup packets you assiduously glean from area fast food restaurants doesn’t mean that you aren’t a parasite.

Zack sounds delusional.

“give so much back to the baseball world.”

Lets play a game called: Guess when Wall Street got the press release.

England sees your slow clap and raises you slow, ponderous attack devoid of ideas.