The freshly assembled U.S. Olympic basketball team hung out with some kids today, much to the delight of these youngsters:

Oh yeah, kids. One time I got in line at an Arby’s in San Francisco behind Gheorghe Muresan. Gheorghe freakin’ Muresan! Star of the feature length motion picture My Giant!

... who's a drunkard, a druggie, and who likes to beat women.

Slow clap for the security guards in Saint-Etienne who allowed explosives and flares into the stadium. Good job, fellas!

The problem is how intermittently Lebron is ‘locked in’.

As much as I want to be outraged by this jackass, I know he’ll be an insurance adjuster after his college baseball days are over, so I can see why he wants to enjoy his glory days as much as possible.

If you find yourself getting worked up about a bat flip, kill yourself.

I’m all for celebrating and making baseball fun again, this kid just kinda brought it on himself doubling and tripling down on the showboating. At what point is it OK to say this kid’s a jackass who deserves a smack in the mouth?

That was a master class in douchebaggery. Walking with the bat...the flip...rounding the bases with finger in air...the prancing down the third base line...high fiving spectators.

It’s funny how the guy who does the bat flip and talks shit is the one who runs away from the commotion once it starts...

It’s not that weird when you consider that he’s a bitch.

As a Minnesotan (which is pretty much Canada anyway), and a die hard hockey fan, this hurts a lot. The Gordie Howe Hat Trick is the greatest feat in sports, and I’ll fight anyone who disagrees. I will then need to somehow score a goal, and get an assist, but dammit I’ll do it anyway.

“It’s okay that she said racist things, because they always say racist things.” Probably the worst take ever on Deadspin. And that’s saying something.

This wouldn’t even be news if this wasn’t newsworthy!

Wakka. Wakka.

I love imagining this being said by Fozzy Bear.

Ballin’ in windpants like someone’s goddamn dad smh.