When you factor in the boob physics, hip sway, seductive walk, playful giggles when sneaking, sexually charged moans when taking damage, make-up application animations, entirely new costumes and outfits that all show off midriff/cleavage/thighs, and a host of other problems it’s painfully clear how much extra work…

And articles like this help me make an informed decision about which developers I support.

I know the liberal PC police SJWswill attack me here, but I personally won’t vote for a candidate who refuses to do something about California bordering Mexico. That shit is just unacceptable. Make Ohio do it.

“The Hangover wasn’t funny”

Because the Lollipop Guild is full, short stack.

There’s only one “The Fridge,” and that guy ain’t him.

I’m still avoiding the Epic store - Satisfactory was tempting, but not enough for me to install yet another game store, and one of questionable parentage. This game looks right up my alley, though.

As a person who follows the NFL, I will just say that this might not be the path you want to go down.

Except for the whole Fallout 76 being made in the first place.

Perfect, exactly what I was picturing. 

Man, I’d actually be interested in watching that.

Hope it’s just Picard tasting wine while a carousel of guest stars come around and taste wine with him.

Yet more indisputable evidence that everyone who voted for this clown is either an idiot, an asshole, or both.  There is no other possibility.  

You wish. This is going to be the 2020 version of a Rickroll.

Sure. Nobody ever analyzes celebratory acts in other sports. Totally a baseball-only thing.

Oh, but they’re all so happy, all the time, and they want to tell you all about it! (As soon as they’ve gotten all six kids to bed and the wife has figured out what do with all these LuLaRoe leggings nobody wants to buy from her.)

I deserved that.

Is giving it to my mom sufficient?

I stress out when I’m sitting in foul ball territory and there are no children around. What do I do with the ball if I get one?!

I really don’t give a shit about nearly anything Statcast has to say. Either it’s a home run or it isn’t. A ball or a strike. An out or a hit. When an umpire raises his right hand, he doesn’t have to make like a football ref and read an essay about why the guy’s out.