Okay-okay. Hindsight being 20/20, maybe I should have turned the lights off... or roofied myself.

Because Golf: For narcs, by narcs.

That’s silly. Who’s going to watch hockey in Oklahoma City in 20 years?

You are tearing me apart, lack of cross play in destiny

Mutumbo is laughing so hard because he hasn’t seen anything that funny in 60 years.

“Mutumbo like tribute *cookie monster laugh*”

I never want to be so starving for internet attention that I race to be the first to condemn molestation jokes.

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: Gronk is basically Kevin Malone from the Office, but really good at football.

This is indicative of what this country has become: a nation of entitlements. Heaven forbid if you don’t qualify on your own merit (standards by the way the U.S. had no problems honoring when it was in its own best interests). Now since the willfully pathetic performance of the USMNT earned the nation the distinction…

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You fail to mention that in Australia, the horses run clockwise around the track.

Ach! My bad. I should have used the local terminology, “Wooolaboolarooonybillaballoonybongaroobunyipmatey.” Next time, I’ll be more considerate.

I’m conflicted. One one hand, that was the coolest shit I’ve ever seen. On the other, those players kneeling during a foofy pregame ritual was deeply upsetting.

Oh no, force me to spend $6 and be treated to unlimited shitty, delicious mac & cheese pizza. Fuck you, fuck all of you. Cici’s rules.

I’m happy that the US missed the World Cup because it’s really funny.

It’s actually fitting we didn’t make the World Cup considering how bad the country is right now on every conceivable level. Perhaps we can finally get our shit together and clean house on every level politically, socially, psychologically and athletically because at this moment and time we are a complete and utter…