“LOL BATFLIP TO OWN THE UNWRITTEN RULES HURR DURR”

Well, I see we’ve learned nothing from the “well, MY kid will be the youngest pilot to fly across America!” crusade in the 90s that ended up with a dead kid.

All hail Charly Bliss!

So she’s evolved into Letterman?  :)

I hope someone sends me a 200-page spreadsheet of statistics evaluating whether or not Mike Trout is a good ballplayer, cuz I’ve been watching his games, and I’m just absolutely lost and on the fence without reams and reams of advanced statistics.

You seem pretty miserable; maybe consider unsubscribing from Netflix.

Agreed. These hypotheticals that never happened clearly demonstrate that the Cubs lost the 2018 World Series on those couple of pitches.

Just ‘bout to type the same thing. 32 hits on an inhaler in a 24-hour period means you’re in the middle of an unbreakable attack that’s on the verge of killing you.

“This, lads, is a hurley, used in the Irish game of hurling, a cross between hockey and murder”. 

3-1

That’s a call for an inside fastball.

Not on the Bryce Harper Update Network ESPN, at least.

I mean, without sabermetrics, I just wouldn’t have any clue whatsoever whether Mike Trout was a good player or not. Thanks, WAR!

Nah, fuck them, they voted against all that stuff, they can own the consequences of their vote.

Yah, I spent a few years in Hawaii as a kid, and we had a grapefruit tree that churned out waaaaay too many fruit, so we freely gave them away and didn’t give one hot damn if someone came down and snagged a couple for breakfast.

Short answer: the NFL now hates it because the Pats did it in the Super Bowl.

Because of your username?

Meanwhile, at UOIT....

“Calls back” to Robotron?

Iverson is pretty close to Carmelo. “Look at all those points he scores in isolation! Also, no rings.”