It’s a complicated issue, not one that’s quite so clear cut as it might seem. I’m more familiar with the Elgin marbles, but it’s basically the same thing here. First, the artifacts were technically legally acquired, as the Egyptian government gave permission. Of course it is important to note though that at the time…

This is peak Deadspin commenting. Let’s shut it down everybody.

I also think there’s a middle ground. Depends on the incident. Not saying I want “a trash-talking, aggro frat-boy, home run derby” but that doesn’t mean there can’t be a bit of banter.

Seriously though, Hooah.

I love being a Hooker. By far the strongest and most versatile in the Army’s inventory.

Alternate theory:

my money is on this theory:
grey hoodie guy was upset about getting hit in the head over and over by Mrazek sweater guy’s knees. Nationwide Arena has some tightly rowed seats, I nearly lost my legs to low blood flow sitting there. true story.

I’d love to know what instigated the fight, but I imagine it wasn’t hockey related. I have a hard time believing that anyone cares enough about the Blue Jackets to physically fight over them.

“It’s unclear what prompted the brawl, but it was most likely very important.”

In order to really get how sad this is you gotta know a bit about Clifford. He was a decent recruit from right next to BC and showed some flashes his Freshman year before being sidelined for all the next year with a foot injury (aka death for big men). He’s turned it around and been somewhat serviceable the past two…

I just want to know why the titular rain is so heavy. Is there something wrong with the game’s gravitational pull?

i dunno, i detect a Flacco-esque level of eliteness in play here.

I’m glad that my life isn’t so empty that the free time I have away from work and taking care of my family aren’t squandered by being a huge asshole in a video game.

So she’s been taking a PED - a permitted one - for years, and then two months ago it became banned and she didn’t stop, and she has let “the sport and fans” down? Wow, the sport and fans sound like sanctimonious pricks.

Wonder what Bubby Brister is up to....

Two wrongs don’t make a right, or did you fail kindergarten? Also, in what universe is a slide five feet late, off the basepath, where you don’t even touch the base, legal?

Jabronis, ranked:

But it’s been a great week for guys who have killed and were on your fantasy team in 2010 (see: Harrison, Marvin).