We would’ve also accepted “shat through my Zubaz”.

First?

2009 called. it said shut the fuck up.

Punches thrown: A lot

I’m sad Marshawn Lynch is gone, because that means the thickest Oakland accent this side a Mac Dre album is going with him.

Had the toy in 1985

That would be like that one motherfucker holding onto a Draw 4 card in Uno and laying that down on someone right before they win.

Torch you definitely have to post more about art history. I can already see the posts now....

A bunch of really big fast guys who gas after 5 minutes?

He was checking to see if he was dead. He was dead.

I have 2 questions:

OK, number one, why does a grown man need someone to take him back and forth from the bathroom?

Is copping a peek at people’s schlong in the bathroom a thing? Why did Glazer peek more than once? I thought man-code requires one to stare blankly into the wall while taking a piss? And why did Francesa need someone to take him to the bathroom? Christ.

I don’t know about Francesa, but I’m pretty sure that I’ve seen bigger dong:

If they acquiesed to his defense of “a concussion made me do it” then the NHL is opening themselves up to all sorts of head injury excuses, no? “Ohh, I boarded the guy from behind with his back turned, without the puck, and almost ended his career. I had been checked as well earlier on the shift though.” Can’t allow…

It was the only decision to make. You can’t suddenly bring into play the excuse that a player was ‘woozy’ or ‘not all there’ because of a potential uptick in players targeting refs. Sure, it sucks for Wideman, but the league has to protect its officials.

Your argument is persuasive, but that is still a child’s hoop in the photo.

tl;dr

Texas is a beautiful state. The only problem is the people that live there. The same can be said for almost anywhere though.

If you think gun laws in Texas are strict, you’re smoking crack.