Or better yet, a meeting in Europe that may or may not ever occur.

To be fair, even if Hinkie got the meeting, he was just going to trade it for a couple of meetings in 2019.

THIS!!!!!!!!! as an undecided voter, Bernie’s rabid fans have done a hell of a job of alienating the shit out of me. Calling anyone that won’t condemn Hillary as the antichrist a cunt, tracking my Instagram page down to troll me about the greatness of Bernie is not winning me over. I asked one of these crazies if…

It must be hard to consider yourself liberal and progressive and just hate women with every molecule of your being. That must be a real challenge during election season. We should pray for them.

Seriously, Berniebros, I don’t need politics mansplained to me. And I already have to fend off verbal tirades from my conservative family members, so knock it off.

The hottest game right now is Thunderdome. This game has everything: Bears, spikes, swings, chainsaws, an albino bear that is not polar and Mr. Teddy Graham, the bear that sodomized Leonardo DiCaprio.

I have done Bernie Sanders the favor of hiding any Bernie Bros in my facebook or twitter so that I can make reasonable decisions about the election without feeling like I want to punch Bernie supporters* straight in the taint.

Finally, my time has come.

You don’t deserve them. I’m sorry.

My dad’s working on the TV crew at the All-Star game again, and that has me pumped. If he was on the ice!?...I’d wonder what the hell a 68 year-old is doing out there.

I don’t even want to look up what an “Alaskan Bus Ride” is. Whatever you have to do, I guess.

For nearly 40 years he has made slickly-produced, clever, smarmy bullshit music congratulating boomers for thinking how nice it would be to be, like, citizens of the Earth, man. He has not made anything else...

Giants fan here. I’ve always been proud of the fact that my team doesn’t have cheerleaders or a dumb mascot. You should come for the football, and leave disappointed.

I played the Romance games back in the SNES days and liked them a lot. I’d love to play this one and would even be willing to drop $90 on it, but not if I’m not going to be able to understand the text, sadly. An English translation seems unlikely, too.

Yeah, but we have this:

But then I have to watch them try and do Roman numeral math for 10 minutes.

Eh, I doubt most 12s would know what you’re talking about.

“I’m just here so I won’t get petitioned”

Cam Newton is one of the most unprofessional, unsportsmanlike individual on the face of the planet.