That wedding ring tells me he is going to have a shitty night. Or he married someone with an awesome sense of humor. (But probably he is going to have a shitty night.)

But then I wouldn't get Harper Lovers ALL over this message board.

And would have 20 HRs if he'd hit at the same pace the whole year. Still only good for 28th in the NL.

I got my WAR number from here:

So if you extrapolate his HRs to a full season, it's 20. He hit 22 and 20 in the last two years. That's still only good for 28th in the NL in home runs.

I am not a Harper hater. I'm just pointing out that the author makes it seem like Harper should be knocking it out of the park every game, when he really hasn't exhibited that kind of power.

I mean, I guess we can ignore the fact that he only played in 100 games this year due to a torn UCL in his left thumb, which I'm sure sapped him of some power after he came back from the injury.

But yea, it's easier to criticize and complain.

I know that, and if you extrapolate his performance over a season, he hits about 20 HRs, which is pretty much what he did in 2012 and 2013. While 20 HRs a year is really respectable, it's not amazing.

I never said he didn't know how to hit. He swatted a respectable .272, and over a whole season at his production he would have had around 20 home runs. That's a really nice stat line for a kid.

About 20, which is definitely a nice addition to a lineup. Even if he'd had 20, he's still only 28th in the NL, which is the "softer" division.

He's not bad at hitting home runs, but he's not fantastic. He's no Giancarlo Stanton.

Harper was somehow held without a dinger in Game 2,

His face makes it easy

No, Michael, but the point is that Cardinals fans are constantly sanctimonious about how they are the "Best Fans in Baseball", self-congratulating themselves at every turn about their "class." And also acting astoundingly sensitively—hey, just like you!—when their bad behavior is put in the spotlight.

#notallCardinalsfans

These Cardinal's fans are doing things the white way.

No, this is a real-deal 7.2 percenter, full-on IPA. It's hard to put a value on these things because obviously we all taste with different tongues and have different appreciations for different stories, but to me, I'd say it was worth the $7 only because it was a friggin' BALLANTINE IPA! If you'd changed the label to…

Also is no thinking of what the sex doll wants? Maybe they don't like to share. This article stereotypes all dolls as sex craved lunatics.

Was the guinea pig still alive, Mark? Or just sort of a fuzzy rodent pelt g-string thingy?