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But it's still fun to see whether saber websites or Vegas odds were more accurate

WHAT HAPPENS TO PEOPLE IN THEIR CHILDHOODS?! I swear I'm not a prude. I like new things, I enjoy a bit of bondage and spanky and kink...it's just this super specific shit that puts me on high alert.

It makes me feel better about the last creepy message I received on okcupid...

Good lord, how have we gotten so far as a species.

Aren't those two of the most important things I'd be looking for in a quality LOTR video game? Why are they tucked away as extra downloadable content, for which I need to shell out more cash?

Pretty sad to see the GTI be marginally faster than the Fiesta.

B/c his argument, even if he is a Native American, is weak, logically speaking. It makes literally no sense. Just saying "I don't care about this at all" doesn't mean this isn't an important issue to many people. No one is shitting on the guy for having that opinion. We're just saying it's not logically sound.

I never understand the "Race to the top" mindset. So you beat the game in xxx hours? Good for you, now what? Wait for the expansion pack? Anyway, I've seen more than a few people like me of late, stuck at level 24.5 and getting crap for gear. Did the stupid cave (a farming method I detest, btw) for 45 minuets got two

That poor worker came to work section B ..Left covered in Hep C

My 6 year old son just asked me if that was his first time tackling someone.

Hey, Derek Jeter's a really humble and nice guy. He informed his security guards to only punch me in the stomach and not the face when I asked for an autograph a few seasons ago. Great man. He'll be missed.

Jeter: Hey, kid, catch.

Because only filthy pirates and/or weirdos do singleplayer!

That is my main gripe with Borderlands. My play time is pretty limited, so there was a small window where it was fun to play with xbox live friends until they leveled up to the point it was impossible to play with them. I have no idea how a fix would be implemented though.

What?! Surely, you jest! I dare say you're suggesting that there are racial prejudices rampant throughout our law enforcement and criminal justice systems! Har-har, good fellow; as a straight, white male, I can assure that I have never witnessed such an experience so in my expert opinion it therefore could not exist.

Because if he was a black male, he'd be dead or in jail for assaulting an officer.

Why does everything have to be co-op now? =/

What about you, how did you react to the news that Microsoft bought Mojang? Let us know in the comments.

You can go to hell with that ranking of Pecan Pie. Never in all my years.....