Man, get Josh Beckett to come out of retirement, and Theo can completely rebuild his crap “Chicken n’ Beer” squad that tanked the 2011 BoSox season.

It’s not a “stupid hill” - a number of states already shield them with a fairly old negligence defense, the “Baseball Rule” (having had that case). Devil’s advocate sez: why spend the money when you’re legally protected from liability already?

Yup. Griffin opted to try and draw a charge instead of contesting it. I guess cuz of the parties involved, everyone’s losing their minds over a routine dunk. *yawn*

Yah, Seth’s “man-child pothead” role-regurgitation is just tedious now.

Aw, that’s cute. Here - read up on the Omagh bombing.

I’d star this 5 times, if I could. Gddamn isos; motherfathering Carmelo.... *mutters, shakes fist at cloud*

BatDad, is that you? (Waiting for, “JEN!”)

I do enjoy that there’s a “plunge to your death” door next to the exterior windows. Or, I guess, “plunge to your broken ankles,” only a flight up and all.

“Gaming room.” (*coughcoughpornstashcoughcough*)

But that’s the great thing about sports, isn’t it? Picking your heroes and villains. I mean, I’ll own up to hating Harper from Day 1, which has only been amplified by the shrill calls of “You HAVE to love him!” Nah, I don’t. Or his dog “Swag,” either. :)

Well, this is the fan base that will punch you into paralysis for pointing out an open stall in a bathroom.

Also vague and frustrating: Milledgeville police investigations.

But if this is the last one, how will we ever find out what F4’s origin story is?

The “Llama gamma busy hella fizzy California” rip on RHCP is spot on. Well done.

Tom Brady makes baby Jesus cry. THANKS TOM BRADY.

From the website - “These are from the Umpire’s perspective, not the Pitcher’s perspective.”

Pisswater by any other name is pisswater. Or, in German, Pißwasser.

+1 for Walken-punctuation.

I’m done with the interwebtubes today, because nothing I read will top that comment. Well done.

*Ahem* (Idaho clears throat)