Nope, because then folks would get more pitchers like Pedro, who gave zero fucks about if he was going to get charged or not.

You mean it takes him 42 seconds to take one?

And Seattle says suck it right back - let us know when you earn your own championship banner.

Well, and it’s a case of reputation preceding you - Bryce Harper has always been a petulant brat, probably always will be. When you dive headfirst into the murky realm of “don’t argue balls and strikes,” then smartass your way back into the box - mind you, within a week of having previously been thrown out for being a…

“Well....” — Caleb Hannan

Colts: “We demand a completely level playing field!” **

I feel like this was a missed opportunity for a reference, instead, to poor, forgotten Ziz.

+~1

Yep, PEDs did nothing, which is why Maris' 30+ year old record was suddenly being topped every year by multiple guys, and guys like Brady Anderson suddenly had HR seasons that even Hank Aaron didn't have. (side one - one key record that fell because of roids, career HR, was post-integration (obviously), but I assume…

Sox fan. Boone's walk-off in 2003. I feel the pain.

Wait, so a 50+ FG would be worth 5x a passing TD? Lol, no, no...

Yes, we must look at ALL possibilities.

HART-FORD WHAL-ERS *clapclap* *clapclapclap*

Well, *after* Harper pimped out of the box on that Game 1 homerun - wasn't "sprinting" out of the box, by any stretch of the imagination (stroll, stroll, stroll, flip - mlb.com has the vid). Not a pitcher in MLB that wouldn't bark or glare after that (especially a young player with an existing reputation).

I'll field this one. He's a bro-jackass. Dude couldn't even walk to a mailbox without pimping it and shouting at the postman. Some of us have no interest in rooting for that - I appreciate that some can separate character from ability (e.g., the Ray Rice supporters), but for some of us, personality matters. Big…

"Help" = not help at all.

Although, strangely, I recall that average MLB games are still shorter than average NFL games now, by a few minutes, with the NFL perpetually trying to think of ways to increase game length (more overtime! more replays!). Not sure why MLB gets the brunt of "too long."

Add to list - dragging foot through other team's logo multiple times, playing dumb about it afterwards. All while rockin' a .249 BA., 4 dingers (as many as Stephen Drew), and a .1 WAR (.2 *less* than Stephen Drew).

Wow! Does he poop gold, too?