BlueDotty1
BlueDotty
BlueDotty1

This .

Citizen Kaneye.

Yikes! To be fair, if your house were being destroyed and some giant creature decided to try to murder you with giant machines, you might fight back too. :-P

Phylogeny is weird. I like to focus on how birds are dinosaurs.

#notallfeministspiders

They're all ground-lobsters to me, you willful cuckold! Where are you typing this from, a nice safe football net your wife built?

That's mantises, lady. Are you saying that all arthropods look the same to you?

You feminists write all this feel-good crap when really you're all about BITING OFF MEN'S HEADS.

Charlotte from Charlotte's Web was a total Warrior Nanny.

I loved the Meet the Beat Alls. The world needs more clever Beatles homages.

Ahh, I remember my last time going braless in public...it was the summer after fifth grade...

Preach.

Plenty of Americans that practice Islam signed up to fight on behalf of the USA after 9/11.

Beautiful. Thank you.

They both just want what's best for you.

Reminds me of Big Boo's (OITNB) insight into the lesbian agenda: they wouldn't kill the men; slaves would be needed!

CAN YOU WEAR BUTTON UP SHIRTS NOW?? I haven't been able to wear one since I was 14, and I miss them.