They used to believe that if a breast lump caused pain it wasn't cancerous. How many women died because of that idiocy?

Fentanyl patches saved my mom on a daily basis. Without them her cancer would have been beyond debilitating. Admittedly when she reached late-stage, they were pretty much the most mild thing she was on.

I'm so sorry your cancer returned. Fingers crossed for an uneventful treatment with effective pain management. If you're in a medical marijuana state, or even if you're not, you might consider it.

I'm sorry you're ill and hope you always have the relief that you need.

I'm sorry to hear that your cancer returned. I hope that your treatment is effective.

Little Janie isn't actually celiac, she's just gluten sensitive.

This woman is the type of mother that makes me hate mothers.

No, you're quite right. In fact, when ether was introduced to ease childbirth (Queen Victoria used it) many theologians objected because women are supposed to suffer and pain relief goes against god's plan.

This is why we should have been more cautious about letting ladies become legislators.

What Brene said. Fuck Disney.

I'll tell you all about it when it happens.

I used to like Rhode Island, too, until it got so popular. Now I'm really into Idaho. You probably haven't heard of it.

Republicans. They can dish it but they can't take it. If this was a high profile liberal's wife, the gloating and smarmy tweets and Fox News stories would be innumerable.

Sooooooooooo... they ate their whole meal, probably ran poor Miranda ragged (because they are dicks) and then, after being provided a service, refused to pay her for it? After getting $50 off of their meal from a Groupon? Holy shitsnacks, I want to punch something right now, but I'm in the office and that's…

Oh god, the fucking goody bags. I hate putting those stupid things together. If you're not careful you can end up spending more money on the damned goody bags than the actual PARTY.

I would never do it, but how tempting. I put a halt to big birthday parties for my daughter after her 6th birthday—a bunch of people didn't RSVP, and some RSVPd they were coming and didn't show. It was so frustrating to spend the time and effort to put it together and walk in not having any idea how many kids were…

Yes, that's the problem. You book your wedding venue a year+ in advance, but hotels usually won't let you set up a block with them until closer to the actual wedding date. Now couples who are getting married when the pope visits are finding out that all the hotels near them won't be able or willing to set up blocks…

My mother did everything for us growing up, she still does even though we're all grown. The thing we remember most to this day is sitting on the floor while she read to us every night. You are giving your daughters a wonderful gift and you are a wonderful mother.

A very special hell...

There's no word on how the mosquitos are taking it.