How unfortunate it is that I don't have a husband to advise me of the morality of my clothing choices. How else am I to know whether or not I am honoring God with the way I dress?!?!

No, not — it's DIFFERENT. ENTIRELY DIFFERENT.

Selfie had an Asian at all? Dang. Dude where is my Asian-ometer that tells me of these things. Like there should be a Batsignal. (It'll only go off like ten times a year at most, so very sustainable)

And when you look at other countries, you find 5 and 6 year olds routinely navigating on their own to school. Like, it's odd for them NOT to. Really, children aren't that incompetent.

The main danger, here, to walkers is the parents *driving their children to school*. They are rushed (since most need to get to work)…

Bruno Mars

My brother and I are four years apart and not only did we walk to school by ourselves, we would also be sent to the store together, a whopping half mile away and across a busy street with no traffic light. Clearly, my parents were negligent monsters.

Most laws are written in such a way that there is loads of room for interpretation... so... yeah.

My state's law is something like "you must provide developmentally appropriate supervision to children under 14". So, basically, with a 13 year old you may be able to leave them alone for 3 hours, or may not be able to,…

Free-range parents really are the best tasting.

Wow, that blast from the past.

Ha! My husband never fails to pick mine up — microphone style — and say, "Hey, good lookin'! We'll be back to pick you up later!"

Totally agree that I think it makes all marriages de facto legal - but I'm not as optimistic that states will come around to change their laws. Maybe they will though, that's what happened with Loving v. Virginia and how divorce became available in all states.

My gay agenda:

Oh, I knew. I was just wondering if you were going to quote the whole thing:

Sorry, I just love this comic.

RBG I'ma need you to lock Scalia in the bathroom until this is all over and done with, please and thank you

I know, when Scalia's head explodes it could take out half the District

Listen...it is about damn time! I'm all for voting and letting the people decide (well, up until a point but that's a longer discussion for another day). I've always said though, this is where this matter SHOULD be decided. Because let's be real...if we left it up to states and their constituents to dole out equal…

The only thing that worries me about the prospect of dying with my cat is that I know he will eat my face within minutes of my expiration. The next day they'll find a stack of bleached bones next to a 100+ lbs cat.

"Well, I dunno," Williams says, innocently. "You have a crazy-ass job, sir."

Wow, developing humans really, really don't look like that. Maybe if you melted them a bit, and stuck some tadpole eyes on the sides...