that rabbit's dynamite!

but then she would have been attacked on the street.

If it happens again just tell them "there's a kilo of cocaine in my living room," because that magically allows cops to get inside a house WAY faster than if you just need help.

Well, but exactly. You don't calm someone down by just barking "quit crying" at them. Part of it is just the tone of voice; most 911 calls I've heard have operators that use a very soothing and caring tone. And they tend to ask questions like, "are you safe right now?" in a way that sort of vaguely implies they give a…

Listen, if that caller had SMILED instead of cried, she would have looked prettier. And then someone would have married her. And then she wouldn't get raped! IT ALL MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW.

The dispatcher was actually influenced by the lesser known honey badger moon. It causes one to not give a fuck.

On Friday the 13th with a full moon (The Honey Moon at that) we might be able to actually accomplish some mystic revenge.

I had a horrible 911 dispatcher. To this day I am more angry with her then with the guy who broke in. Guy broke in to my house, I hid in the locked bathroom and called 911, this guy was knocking on door of bathroom cause he wants to "talk" to me and the 911 operator is being all pissy with me cause I can't unlock the…

I have to say, I worked in a state hospital emergency room, and you do develop a "tough skin" - you have to.

Beating out the soothing rhythms of "FUCK ALL Y'ALL," whilst my tears of rage hitting the tin floor provide a nice obligato.

If enough of us do it at once it will sound like a drum circle.

I may be not be totally comfortable 100% of the time on a dating site but it would be nice if everyone agreed sexual harassment is definitely NOT OKAY from the get go.

Always eat pantsless!

They do. First of all, just the family welfare is enough for them to eat. Second, they get 3 meals at school, for free. There is no lunch fees here. There is breakfast, lunch, 2 snacks, and soup on the way home so that poor kids get a full day's worth of food even if parents make no food at home. And needy parents can…

Here in Brazil, part of the welfare program (bolsa escola, or education welfare) is contingent on children's attendance records. So they get less money, just the family welfare, if kids don't attend, and are investigated. That sounds better than fining people who are already poor...

That would be dope if Divine came back

I'm really having a hard time even processing this news. I am so psyched.

Totally agree. I wouldn't have thought of it, but once I read it was just like "YUP." Commence swooning in 3....2.....

From what I've seen, among the leadership of a lot of tribes, there is a concern that they are not acknowledged at the highest levels of policy making and they're determined to flex their muscles — getting acknowledgement on this issue, which may not be pivotal in the course of life, but is nonetheless symbolic, is a…