Agreed. I would watch a Weirdness Pageant all day. Not if it was some Manic Pixie Dream Girl, quirky type of weirdness, but if it was a bunch of ladies with big hair and Vaseline on their teeth in bikinis and heels getting up and going, e.g., "I eat omelets full of Elmer's glue to ward off the devil."

Not EVERYWHERE in New Orleans, Freret Street doesn't allow go-cups, the fascists!

If a wildfire makes you evacuate your wedding, you damned better get some payback by taking pictures in front of it!

I'm a big fan of making lemonade from lemons. Most wedding photos are staged and awkward looking. This is stunning - and, I think, a decent metaphor for marriage, LOL. You'll have to get through some fires together, for sure. May as well start on Your Big Day.

While I don't know the framework of the activity, and if it was "how far would actual you go" it's wildly inappropriate in front of class, it's well within the bounds of good sex ed to have students think about boundaries. "what do you think is OK for people your age to be doing?" "what do you think adults think is…

Most guys have no qualms about "hitting it and quitting it" with attractive women because they figure "Oh, she'll be fine. She can always find someone new." Even though you might have more initial dates, it's much harder to find someone to commit to a LTR.

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I've chosen to comfort myself with the belief that these children can't turn left.

You don't get to experience the full palette of life when you're too busy being happy and successful all the time. You never to get to know what it's like to have real problems.

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I was thinking Fendi, Giuseppe, Notorious or Queen Bee. In comparison, Royal ain't so bad at all.

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Hipsters wouldn't do that shit. The kid's name would be Major Quinoa or something.

I wouldn't envy them because their dad is a total dick. Remember their whole divorce fiasco a couple years ago?

Every friend of theirs will want to bang their mom and some may even have the wherewithall to tell them that. I think that can be a justifiable punishment. =P

Ugh, I went to school with Swiss twins. They were male models, Trilingual, ridiculously wealthy (they drove to school in twin Aston Martin Vanquishes), lived in a beautiful and world-renowned glamorous part of town, did extreme sports for fun, and were brilliant scholars.

Their mom is still hotter than the two of them put together? Nah - that's all I've got.

Wouldn't it suck monkey balls if strength of character were inherited as well? What I'm saying is, fuck you (grand(grand(grand....))))parents.

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