I was thinking this, too, but sadly, Wallflower is right; so many South Carolinians would rather die than vote vote for a Democrat that this asshat would very likely win.

Nope, I see your reasoning. But it is South Carolina which isn't even close to a swing state so if he wins the primary he'll probably win the election. But at this point I don't think it matters which one of these tea party idiots is in power. They're all going to spew some crazy bullshit and the only thing they'll…

I don't care how they look, I love my Peppermint Patty shoes. Comfort is sexy and I really don't care if anyone disapproves.

Because the entire fashion industry is a long-running practical joke/sociology experiment to see how much obvious, plainly silly and/or completely horrible bullshit a handful of famous people can get away with before everyone else figures it out and stops giving them money and attention.

I'm praying for a Clinton-Warren ticket. How boss would that be?

The only reason I didn't off myself when my wife died of cancer at 44 was that we had a 10-year-old son. I remember sitting in the hospice room in the middle of the night, just the two of us, watching her breathe her last breath. Man, I was ready to just walk right into the dark right after her. It's been incredibly…

Same here. He's seven years older so, statistically, it's likely I'll have 10 or 20 years of widowhood at the end. I can't imagine how I'll fill that time. Would rather just go when he does.

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Can we please call it a trend? Because I want to declare myself trendy today.

Can't believe GOOP copied you.

Aaaaand the tears start. That's beautiful. And I hope it's many years before you two are reunited. She'll be patient.

The sad thing is this probably went through a number of people before being printed and sent home.

When I see a man drinking bourbon, I think—did this dude steal my bourbon?

Every teacher I ever had loved this exchange: "Can I go the bathroom?" "I don't know, CAN you?" "UGH. MAY I go to the bathroom?" I think middle school teachers feed off the eye rolls of teenagers.

Despite knowing it was coming, it was still beyond glorious. Beyond glorious.

How lame to take a selfie of yourself while you're looking away from the camera, as if you didn't realize your picture was being taken. By you.

The way I see it, the kiss was her fault. You know, for having lips and all.

exactly, he said he would stand up for family values, not value his family.

"My vision for the women's line was to create a collection that I would like to see a woman wear," Levine told WWD.

Wow, and I thought I was bad at math.