If about half of her effort to lose weight over the years were redirected into some sort of good cause, she could have made a real difference in the world.

Gaining 30 lbs after losing 100 isn't that bad.

Cancer's a bitch, but it doesn't offer to keep you company when you're lonely and then make off with your IRA.

The minute we start judging people for wanting to be there to see their children be born, then that is the minute we know something is wrong with our society.

I declare their couple name is Herp.

Imagine you were up all night on cocaine and whiskey and whatever other drugs you Canadians prefer, and you're lying in the bathroom next to the toilet the next morning after puking it all up. At that moment, floors and caffeine will both be your favorite.

I stayed home for two years. I regret it. I lost career momentum and Social Security deposits.

Not to make light of your cousin's actions but people can be pretty determined sometimes.

The thing about guns, they are like a MURDER BUTTON. This would not have happened if she had a knife, I guarantee. With a knife or a hammer you have to be determined to kill or at least seriously wound. With a gun, it's just a button to be pressed with a twitch of a finger. Stories like this are why guns are so…

It can be poured down my throat keeping me in a state of bliss.

I thought I was dealing with Pink Ladies up in this piece. Turns out you guys are nothing but a bunch of Patty Simcoxes.

Mimosas > Latte

Girl, I'm with you and Katherine.

WHERE'S THE FUN IN THAT? You all are nuts.

Laughing so hard at how this turned out. We are seriously the squarest crowd on earth.

so it shall be written, so it shall be done.

I am pretty sure the Ten Commandments is going to remain the best Bible movie I will ever see. Because Yul Fuckin' Brenner.

Maddow did a spectacular job covering this last night.

I'm actually surprised that Kelly hasn't yet. Maybe she's saving it for summer of 2016 in hopes to make some money out of it? You know, since Christie has effectively ruined her career and a lady's got to eat.

Clearly the report fell short. They should have found out when she was on her period and see how that corresponded to all the emails. Betcha there's a correlation.