"However, I do want to have shiny skin and be vaguely pissed off at something in the distance."

Sunnie still wins on this one. School = Pharisees; Sunnie = upsetting to.

I remember telling my Catholic school administration exactly how they were behaving like Pharisees. It didn't go over well.

Maybe they meant "Christlike" in the sense of "Nailed up to die for upsetting the Pharisees."

Hold on, those things we said that you have proof of? We TOTALLY didn't say those things. That you have proof of.

It's a little disturbing how much butter I put on my bread. Crusty bread with butter is my kryptonite.

I considered doing a piece on this, but it got shared so quickly and so widely, I figured I'd be too late on the upswing, so I decided against covering it.

"I think to have a regular job and be a mom … of course, there are challenges, but it's not like being on set."

"There have been a couple of times that I thought "this might be it" and then the contractions would discontinue."

Non-Americans have a lot of trouble with that one. I ordered chicken fried steak in an LA Denny's once just to see what it was. It was horrible, was what it was.

Hahaha. I think we can all say that we would like to have partner who cooks and cleans for us, because other than those times when it is more like a hobby, doing both of those things on the regular is pretty tedious.

Yeah, I've never seen this except in movies. Most of the time women are afraid to speak up about feminism or suggest maybe they didn't get a job because this employer was sexist or used coded sexist words. Most of the time women I know just blame themselves for everything, whether it's deserved or not.

The mens' signs are like some MRA campaign.

I'll ask a question that was asked in another comment - who are these radical feminists that don't just say "thanks" when someone opens or holds a door for them (regardless of gender presentation)? I mean, seriously, talk about a strawman.

Sometimes I like to surrender all my power to you in the relationship. Feminism doesn't mean equality. LMAO

Hrmm... OK. Fine. But it rubs me the wrong way, like we need to be told to chill out. Like I expect a sign saying "I know when you tell me to smile you just want me to be reminded that happiness trumps unhappiness" followed by "When I tell you to smile, it's because you're beautiful when you do."

WHENEVER I AM THIRSTY YOU SHOULD GET ME WATER. FEMINISM DOES NOT MEAN I DO NOT GET THIRSTY.

They're all in the bathroom.

How about...both?

Typically in little circles around trolls.

The fashion industry is not the problem here. There is nothing inherently degrading about fashion or photography. I used to model, and I never once felt degraded or objectified, in fact, I found it to be an empowering experience. The photographers I worked with were respectful and treated me like a professional, the…