BlueDotty1
BlueDotty
BlueDotty1

Imma let you finish, but Vicodin is the best easy-to-obtain-for-back-problems opiate of all time. OF ALL time. (I would not recommend, however, that you take it when you go on on-line dates.) (Even if your disc is hella herniated.)

Yes! Vicodin is my pick for winner and I can't even vote for it. Also, this gif will never get old.


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While I can understand what you're saying, it seems to be borne out of a belief that crying is a choice you make and not an instinctual response. Certainly, sometimes it's something you can keep under control or not, but for a lot of people who feel under attack crying is a physiological response that you can't

Or they thought he was trying to speak whale and were too polite to tell him he's doing it wrong?

From the Gothamist article:

They got a pepper bar!

You guys: did you not pay attention to the fact that he has shown good behavior for four years now?! In four whole years, he hasn't tortured, killed, chopped up, or fed to dogs a single person. Why aren't we talking about all those dudes in prison he hasn't massacred?

Check out the trailer

If there isn't a kick-dancing line of escargots involved I'm going to demand my money back.

They come to me when they're in their mid- to late-30s

Agreed!! This is GOOD!!

Her "Whole" kids?!?

THANK YOU, Isha, for sharing these news. Most of us Chileans are very happy that she's back. I'm expecting a lot from this government.

Love love LOVE the cat eye on the cover. I barely managed to conquer liquid liner recently and still can't so a decent cat eye.

A brief glimpse out of the corner of my eye told me that Michele Bachmann had been inaugurated as president.

The English language does not possess the necessary words to indicate my relief at the actual title.

My dad always points out (at least when its relevant to the conversation) that he and all the kids he knew took weekly baths until June Cleaver was on TV telling Wally and the Beave to take their daily baths. Suddenly, everyone was bathing daily. A presentation of normalcy can impact big change.

Que One Million Moms having a fit...

ALL THE FEELS!

Now I want s'mores.